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The TOP TEN Favorite Activities of Capt. Jean-Luc Picard
By George Rivers For David Letterman
10. ordering Earl Grey tea from the computer, then smacking himself on
the forehead and saying "I could have had a V-8!"
9. yelling "Punchbuggy!" and hitting Riker's arm whenever he sees
a shuttlecraft
8. screwing around in the holodeck when he ought to be on the bridge
7. spotlighting unsuspecting crewmembers with the glare from his
forehead
6. lecturing everybody on why it's rude to fire the phasers at other
life-forms
5. sending crank subspace messages to Starfleet Command asking if
Dick Hertz is there
4. asking Beverly Crusher to come to his quarters so he can show her "a
REAL Picard Maneuver"
3. Ticking off Romulan commanders during tense confrontations in the
Neutral Zone by asking "Are those Bugle Boy jeans you're wearing?"
2. telling crewmembers in menacing, Dirty Harry voice, "Go ahead, Make
it so"
1. putting banana peels on the transporter pads just before an away
team beams back up
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